luo binghe: I don't need a mother or a father. Only shizun.
Shen qingqiu: we, as a society, need to stop proving Sigmund Freud right
Shen jiu: Why shidi, I would challenge you to a battle of wits , but it appears you are unarmed
Liu Qingge: That's not true!
Liu Qingge: I have a sword!
Mermay is almost over but here is my contribution
ngl I need a mxtx crossover fanfic where the mcs are talking about their husbands and wwx and xl are both like omg he's the best and the coolest and the strongest and sqq is just like: he's kind of a Crybaby. Like, he's got the personality of a kicked puppy with attachment issues.
So when the LIs show up wwx and xl are extremely surprised to see this terrifying demon Lord that even hua cheng is kind of intimidated by
#svsss#scumbag self saving system#scum villains self saving system#the scum villain's self saving system#scum villian self saving system#shen qingqiu#luo binghe#bingqiu#Tgcf#tian guan ci fu#heaven official's blessing#xie lian#hua cheng#hualian#mdzs#mo dao zu shi#grandmaster of demonic cultivation#wei wuxian#lan wangji#wangxian#ren zha fanpai zijiu xitong#Mxtx#fanfiction#crossover
Tianlang-jun: Master Shen, can I offer you something? Water? Tea? My nephew's hand in marriage?
Shen Qingqiu: what?
Tianlang-jun: Perhaps wine? Some snacks? My sons hand in marriage?
Shen Qingqiu: I-
Tianlang-jun: Tanghulu? Congee? My hand in marriage?
#Sqq: ill take the wine#I'm to sober to deal with this family#svsss#scumbag self saving system#scum villian self saving system#scum villains self saving system#the scum villain's self saving system#ren zha fanpai zijiu xitong#mxtx#shen qingqiu#tianlang jun#luo binghe#zhuzhi lang#Bingqiu#zhushen#Tianyuan#is that their ship name?#Tianshen#memes#incorrect svsss quotes#Incorrect mxtx quotes
I for some reason am convinced that Luo binghe genuinely struggled against Liu Qingge, a human cultivator, but could definitely win against hua cheng, a 800 year old ghost king
This makes no sense power scaling wise,it is however the reality I choose to live in
sqq: ah but liu-shidi, the society that separates its scholars from its warriors will have its thinking done by cowards and its fighting done by fools, and that's why we should get married
#svsss#tgcf#mxtx#mdzs#the untamed#grandmaster of demonic cultivation#mo dao zu shi#scum villains self saving system#the scum villain's self saving system#scumbag self saving system#scum villian self saving system#ren zha fanpai zijiu xitong#tian guan ci fu#heaven official's blessing#hua cheng#luo binghe#wei wuxian#The redblacks#Polls
ask me a character and I'll tell you:
- Whether I like them
- My otp for them
- My brotp for them
- A side ship/ rare pair with them I enjoy
- What song they remind me of
- A hobby I think they'd have
- What job I think they'd have in a modern au
(At some point during those five years)
Luo Binghe: Well well well, if it isn't Liu-shishu
Liu Qingge: but it is me
Lbh:
Lqg: your demonic tricks won't work on me
#I think the difference in how the OGs get treated is very funny#Shen jiu is the third most written for svsss character on ao3; there's a ton of headcanons and discourse surrounding him etc#And half of the mdzs fandom doesn't even know mxy's name#At least I think so#I'm not that active in the mdzs fandom#scumbag self saving system#scum villains self saving system#the scum villain's self saving system#scum villian self saving system#ren zha fanpai zijiu xitong#mo dao zu shi#grandmaster of demonic cultivation#mo xuanyu#Shen jiu#original shen qingqiu#Mxtx#Memes#Svsss#Mdzs#original shang qinghua