Liu Mingyan: looks at Luo Binghe, who's been holding his dead shizuns body for the last five years
Liu Mingyan: looks at Liu Qingge who's been fighting LBH for the last five years to get back said body
Liu Mingyan: men will do anything except going to therapy
luo binghe: I don't need a mother or a father. Only shizun.
Shen qingqiu: we, as a society, need to stop proving Sigmund Freud right
Shen jiu: Why shidi, I would challenge you to a battle of wits , but it appears you are unarmed
Liu Qingge: That's not true!
Liu Qingge: I have a sword!
ngl I need a mxtx crossover fanfic where the mcs are talking about their husbands and wwx and xl are both like omg he's the best and the coolest and the strongest and sqq is just like: he's kind of a Crybaby. Like, he's got the personality of a kicked puppy with attachment issues.
So when the LIs show up wwx and xl are extremely surprised to see this terrifying demon Lord that even hua cheng is kind of intimidated by
Tianlang-jun: Master Shen, can I offer you something? Water? Tea? My nephew's hand in marriage?
Shen Qingqiu: what?
Tianlang-jun: Perhaps wine? Some snacks? My sons hand in marriage?
Shen Qingqiu: I-
Tianlang-jun: Tanghulu? Congee? My hand in marriage?
sqq: ah but liu-shidi, the society that separates its scholars from its warriors will have its thinking done by cowards and its fighting done by fools, and that's why we should get married
things that I forgot:
Peaklord Shen (svsss) as Lord Shen (Kung fu Panda)
SQQ in a life or death situation:
SQQ trying to flirt:
Guys be like 'I'm fighting my demons' and then their demons are demisexuality and the guy who stole their shixiongs corpse 🙄
