Liu Mingyan: looks at Luo Binghe, who's been holding his dead shizuns body for the last five years
Liu Mingyan: looks at Liu Qingge who's been fighting LBH for the last five years to get back said body
Liu Mingyan: men will do anything except going to therapy
luo binghe: I don't need a mother or a father. Only shizun.
Shen qingqiu: we, as a society, need to stop proving Sigmund Freud right
Niche svsss things that I'd like to see more content for:
Shen jiu: Why shidi, I would challenge you to a battle of wits , but it appears you are unarmed
Liu Qingge: That's not true!
Liu Qingge: I have a sword!
Bbc's merlin having a horribly sad ending? Everybody dying except for Merlin, who is condemned to a live of eternal loneliness? What are you talking about?
As far as I'm concerned Merlin showed Morgana how to use her Magic, she and Gwen got married, adopted Mordred and returned magic to camelot, Merlin and Arthur live on a farm like Arthur wanted, they have adopted Aithusa, all the knights are a big happy family-
2006 Dimpfelmoser :D
He’s a good and one of my favourite characters from the movie lol
Mermay is almost over but here is my contribution
The only logical option left.
I'm on a "give SJ a happy ending" agenda where kid SJ reverse transmigrated into the modern world and subsequently gets adopted by kid SY. In this au, SY happens to be an only child who desperately wanted a sibling. He found a feral skrunkly SJ and imprinted on him (right after SJ tried to pickpocket him).
Would probably add more to this au in the future
Shen Qingqiu/ Shen Yuan: got unrestricted acess to the internet too young, fell for the the anime fan to incel pipeline, says he has never flirted with a girl because he's convinced all of them want a "chad", gets weirdly defensive about Chad's taste in women, has been told he sounds like chad's jealous girlfriend
Shen Qingqig/Shen Jiu: the only male femcel there is, og male hater, hates them to the point of concern, found out about the femcel side of the internet after a post where he slaughtered the entire male species on a unpopular opinion subreddit went viral on those parts
Liu Qingge: Not an incel, is not in any social media but his sister is, has had pictures of him taken from his sister's account and posted to incell forums as examples of what a "chad" is, still doesn't get bitches
Luo Binghe: had a very concerning teacher crush blog in his youth, got rejected by said teacher, became a weird mix of a coquette romantized bpd girly and an incel with deep self hatred, technically a vocel since he actually could get bitches if he stopped stalking his teacher
Shang Qinghua: Makes a lot of incel content so people assume he's one, he's not, actually gets bitches with his hamster charm and sleazy used car salesman aura, he just knows his audience
Liu Mingyan: Femcel, also fell for the anime fan to incel pipeline, doesn't exactly want a world without Men but wants them to leave her the hell alone to write her yaoi smut in peace
Yue QingYuan: Simp, white knight, literally only ever got a job so he could financially support the object of his interest, can be found saying "You're completely correct" on Shen Jiu's misandrist hot takes, one time Shen Jiu accidently liked one of his comments and it made his week
We as a fandom don’t give enough attention to how Liu Qingge would be the easiest character to babytrap since he doesn’t know where babies come from.
