Purveyor of the Rot :3

wait why does this look kinda good

[ Image description: Tags on fruitycasket's reblog from isa-ghost, reading:

#the roof tiles looked to be made of some leather #a type I'd never seen before #each tile rose and fell in a way too steady to be the wind rustling it #I decided not to mention it and went to eat my lunch: fresh steak! #and then the whole roof came to life. in seconds a thousand eyes and teeth were leering down at my humble meal and me ]

They offered me a job as a fucker. Yeah you heard me right, a fucker. Job is to fuck things. Boss points at something and says fuck it, I fuck it. That's my job. And I'm damn good at it. Pays like dirt and wears on the mind. Wears on the mind.

The average microwave only usew ten percent of your brain. But What if i told you that with the microwave express button you can unlock 100 percent of your brain . For ease of convivence. I'm going to shoot my cock and balls off

Todays izutsumi: very embarrassed

reblog to be so niceys to the person you reblogged this from and give it lots of treats and petting and stuff

yeah. i've got the wikipedia page for rat. on cassette.

unemployment is the top worst thing to happen to a girl right next to having a job

everyone on replies is terrified of this fact but i just think it's so sweet and heartwarming. she's holding our hand and leading us somewhere secret and we're both giggling like kids. i love her

you get a virus from a marine biology website and it replaces all the text in the documents on your computer with this

yessss aesthetic pic of a dirty ass puddle. my favorite, unfortuantely

you need to embrace your childlike wonder and get a big bed full of plushies to cuddle with.