Ever Dream This Man?

“We have an animal here whose surname is the ‘jackass rabbit’ It is three feet long, has legs like a counting-house stool, ears of monstrous length, and no tail to speak of. It is swifter than a greyhound, and as meek and harmless as an infant. I might mention, also, that it is as handsome as most infants: however, it would be foreign to the subject, and I do not know that a remark of that kind would be popular in all circles.”

– Mark Twain

the funniest and most tragic moment in steven universe is the scene that implies that Pearl pulls bitches like a professional dog walker but doesn't know how phones work so her place on earth is being a life-changing futch fling for every dyke on the east coast there's probably a gay bar in maryland where they talk about the twiggy bird chick that eats milf pussy like it's the last edible thing on earth and they dont even know about the city full of thousand year old neon lesbian amazons who are pent up 24/7 from The War and leaving room for jesus cause they're always hanging out with their softboy nephew who might be the second coming of christ

oh boy my yummy

pre-9/11 depictions of terrorism in media are so funny to me. like, the action-movie 'terrorist' lineage of counter-strike is such a rich vein of hilarious imagery. these guys are generally completely disconnected from any political motives or even sources of funding and are seemingly just what happens when you get posessed by a balaclava

it's great. these guys are like a naturally occuring species endemic to the 1990s

every 20c. action movie where generic terrorists hijack a plane or a skyscraper or something so they can blow it up for the sake of terrorism is like a nature documentary to me. its their lifecycle

aside from being done for the purposes of goofy generic villains it's like. very emblematic of the whole 'end of history' era where it was kinda assumed the only conflict thereonout would be unmotivated malcontents causing chaos in paradise, which is also very funny. I propose this species be named Terroristi fukuyama.

maybe it's because i was raised catholic but churches shouldn't look like furniture stores

if i was god and someone built and designed this place to worship me i would fucking smite them

 Edward Julius Detmold 

From Fighters by Bernard Stonehouse, published in 2000 and illustrated by John Francis

Snow Hare from Perfect World

A Red-Faced Sun Rises above a City; Stunted Trees Stand in the Foreground; Representing Either the Culmination of the Alchemical Work or the Star of Hope That Inspires the Alchemist through His Tribulations (after Salomon Trismosin) Edith Annie Ibbs (1863–1937) and Salomon Trismosin (after) Wellcome Collection

abnormal physical desire: i just need to grab a pair of hips and fuck away

normal physical desire: i am a rabbit that needs to be poisoned

At first came the bigger hare and a little bit later the smaller one. The bigger hare sniffed the youngster, but then she just went back to eating and didn't allow the little one even have a taste. Hopefully the youngster did find something good to eat. It was very difficult to photograph her, because she had too fast turns 😄 The sniffing shot was purely accidental, since the other shots of the little hare were all bad (meaning too much motion blurness). 😊

Hare are anxiety the animal.

( Please be so kind and do not use or repost the drawing anywhere else, ok? Thank you! )

Might have to do the inverse of this where Pearl is being held like a fish.