Dieu Defend Le Droit

it is so sick and twisted that not every movie that looks good in tumblr gifs is actually good

i just watched the lighthouse for the first time why did y'all lie to me he did NOT fuck that old man

Customer: MY WIFE I CALL HER DEBBIE POO DMV: POO IS SLANG FOR SHIT Verdict: DENIED

Friendships as a teenager: we used to talk 5 hours every night now it’s down to 3… are we still friends 🤔? I wonder if they don’t like me anymore

Friendships as an adult: omg I’ve finally cleared up 20 minutes of my schedule to talk to my friend I haven’t spoken to in 4 months #bffs #we will find eachother in every life

i dont go here but locked tomb people pls explain

gerard way- rocksound interview (date unknown)||eminem- just lose it (2004)

cyndago- blonde boyz (2015)

Why did English keep the German ‘stark’ as an intensifier but only for ‘naked’ and ‘raving mad’

two most German modes of being

hate to be that guy who reposts twitter screenshots but im obsessed with this answer. he is so fucking correct

the 'chuck tingle is an important cultural voice (ironically)' to 'chuck tingle is an important cultural voice (sincerely)' pipeline

stereotypes about people “really interested in WWI” are wildly different than stereotypes about people “really interested in WWII”

What to do when cornered by a WWII buff: Brace yourself and take stock of your surroundings. Your first course of action should be to assess the sort of person you are speaking to. Notice any tattoos or personal decorations they might be displaying—hopefully you are already familiar with common Neo-Nazi symbols. If you see swastikas, the numbers 88, 14, or 18, or the letters SS shapes like lightning bolts, then run and/or fire at will. Be very wary of skulls, eagles, German words, and runes; they may be innocent tattoos, but they may also be red flags. Proceed with caution and listen to how they talk about Hitler. If you can determine that the buff is not an overtly far-right Nazi sympathizer, they may have a weird obsession with the idea of a Just and Noble War and have some fucked up ideas about what is good for humanity and/or the natural order. Make a quick escape if they start referring to Japanese people with a single syllable or talk about how Americans were “better” back then. If none of these, you can probably relax—you may be talking to someone whose family fled the Holocaust or were forced into Japanese internment camps and took an interest in the period out of necessity and frustration and the immediate relevance to their lives. Look for bags under their eyes or corny science joke T-shirts; you might be talking to a physicist interested in nuclear history. Maybe they’re fascinated by modern world politics or planes or weaponry.

What to do when cornered by a WWI buff:

Point over their shoulder and say, “Hey, look! A collection of depressing poetry by dead gay soldiers!” and run while they’re distracted. If this doesn’t work, brace yourself for a long, dreary explanation of the mechanics of trench warfare or early planes.