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HAPPY BI AWARENESS WEEK

famous person: i'm bisexual

the media: this person's sexuality has been the cause of great debate but i think we can all agree that they were straight. when they said "a hole is a hole" they were referring to their love of golf. some people have claimed that despite being married to someone of the opposite gender this famous person had affairs with people of the same gender but this is not true. they were a hetero but such a good ally that they would fuck their gay friends in support of queer liberation

i love bisexuality and being bisexual and loving people bisexually and my bisexuality having an effect on my gender and also being bisexual. i love it

After moving into a new apartment, Bridget is thrilled to invite over her friend for a cozy housewarming dinner. Her place is almost entirely set up, but there’s still some finishing touches that require a trip to the home goods store. It’s on this trip that Bridget stumbles upon some incredible scented candles, filling her new place with an array of scents.

But when Bridget’s guest arrives she leans the awful truth, dozens of scented candles amount to nothing more than a toxic, pungent aroma. Discouraged, Bridget clears the air and whittles her choices down to a pair of classic smells, chocolate milk and spaghetti with marinara sauce.

Now these sentient candles are filling the apartment with as much erotic energy as they are pleasant fragrances, culminating in a hardcore bisexual encounter showing that anyone can find a middle ground between too much and not enough.

This erotic tale is 4,100 words of sizzling bisexual human on living scented candle threesome action.

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the bisexual urge for more scented candles, now distilled into tingler form. please enjoy POUNDED IN THE OLFACTORY GLANDS BY BISEXUAL SCENTED CANDLES out now on amazon or true buckaroo tier patreon

Selena is having a weird day. It starts off simple enough, with a few household items disappearing mysteriously, but things quickly turn heartbreaking when Selena’s office excludes her from a queer teambuilding workshop. According to Selena’s new boss, her current hetero-presenting relationship invalidates her bisexuality.

Now Selena is on a mission to shake up the system and prove her new boss wrong, but as things continue to disappear around her, she realizes there’s more going than meets the eye. It’s quickly revealed that the physical manifestation of bi erasure is on Selena’s trail, and this ignorant living concept will stop at nothing to deny Selena’s queerness.

Fortunately, Selena is surrounded by a loving, supportive community who accept her exactly as she is, and they’re ready to put up a fight!

This important tale is 4,200 words of sexless bisexual validation because your queerness is not predicated by ignorant gatekeeping from a giant pink eraser.

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please enjoy new no sex tingler NOT POUNDED BY BI ERASURE BECAUSE MY CURRENT HETERO-PRESENTING RELATIONSHIP DOES NOT INVALIDATE MY QUEERNESS out now on amazon or true buckaroo tier patreon

girls love it when there's a bisexual man btw

growing up bisexual, i know what it’s like to be rejected twice in a row. that’s why this pride i’ve partnered with marvel’s morbius

Reblog if you’re bisexual, support bisexual people or are actually a bunch of tiny velociraptors in a human suit

Reblog if you’re bisexual, support bisexuals, or want all racists dead

bisexuals see the word bisexual and are filled with an overwhelming need to hit the reblog button

There's a lot of discourse about what the label "bisexual" really means so I'd like to clarify that "bisexual" means that it occurs twice per sexual, NOT once every other sexual.

Who was your bisexual awakening and why was it Ardeth Bay from the hit films The Mummy (1999) and The Mummy Returns (2001)

literally illegal and a crime against me personally (which is the worst kind of crime) for a man to be that perfect

no sorry

it was Evelyn Carnahan (later, O’Connell) from the hit films The Mummy (1999) and The Mummy Returns (2001)

Ardeth Bay provided some very helpful contributions, however, it must be said.

May I offer Brendan Fraser from the hit films The Mummy (1999) and The Mummy Returns (2001)?

I had a crush on allllll 3 of them ngl. I watched at a later date than most being smol at the time of release but it stands

It's too early in the year for me to cope with these kind of earth-shattering revelations about myself

shoutout to bi people who are hot and sexy and bi people who are cool and awesome. there are no other types of bi people