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What a terrible world, what a beautiful world

@3584-tropical-fish

I’m Fish! • she/her • ao3: 3584tropicalfish • ask me about the horror besties au • Currently: Various audiodramas (TSV, Camlann, TSOSK, TMA, etc), Various books at random and sporadically, Whitepine and other occasional MCYT, prehistory <3 • Title from “12/17/12” by The Decemberists, header from Prehistoric Planet
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hey can we talk about how princess katherine of glimmer grove was canonically eighteen years old. how the great witch shelby was young enough to be a student in school. because that is a really fucked up part of their character arcs that does not get mentioned enough

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breoasis

Lady Katherine of House Blossom, Guardian of the Overgrown <3

Don't let her cute appearance fool you, she will ask for your severed head as a peace offering and make vomit sounds without a warning!!

Jimmy is there too because she and the codfather are best friends they're besties i care for them so much :((( Also she trips on her hair and her dress constantly because i said so

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eyelessfog

A familiar kind of love.

[ID: twelve pencil drawings on lined paper in the form of a comic. 1: Katherine from season two of empires smp glares down at Joey from season two of empires. He’s drawn as a man with fins instead of ears, gills along his neck, and fins on his arms. He’s blushing and smiling, hands clasped together. Text reads “The thing about Joey is…” 2: A shot of joey, from the side. his hair is covering his face but he’s smiling. Text reads “His infatuation is as annoying as it is familiar.” 3: Katherine is looking down, face scrunched up. Text reads “But it’s weird he looks at me.” 4: A close up of joey, with half lidded red eyes and a flat mouth. he has his necklace from empires season one, and he has fins overlapped with regular ears. Text reads “His eyes - I always think they should be red, when I see him.” 5: Joey with his eyes closed, swooning. His season one and season two outfits are overlapping, and his ears are overlapping with fins. Text reads “And I recognize the way he talks about me to others.” 6: A close up of Joey’s season two face, smiling up at the camera. Text reads “But it’s this face I don’t recognize.” 7: Joey from season one, from the hips up, back to the camera. Text reads “So I have to assume that I knew someone once. Who loves like he does.” 8: Katherine is looking off, covering her mouth with her brows furrowed. Text reads “The thing is…” 9: A drawing of season one Joey, looking to the left, faceless. Text says “I.” 10: A drawing of xornoth, looking to the right, faceless. Text reads “Don’t.” 11: Two hands intertwined, one large and coloured black, the other with wisps of hair off the back of the hand. Text reads “Know.” 12: A drawing of Xornoth and Joey, looking at each other, holding hands. Text reads “Who.” END ID]

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Specific parts of the Shelby + Sausage talking about Katherine clips from today that drive me insane /pos

  • “Yeah, her muscles inspire me” in the most wistful, almost sighing tone
  • When Suasage says Katherine’s cut Shelby inhales sharply???? Ma’am???
  • “I saw her big axe and thats what made me want to have my own big scythe!” First off, Shelby with a scythe >>>, secondly, thats so fucking adorable
  • “Maybe one day she’ll let me watch her workout” ALSO IN THE SAME WISTFUL TONE
  • Sausage bringing up that Shelby should ask Katherine if she can watch her workout, but he also brought up it being sunny and Katherine having sweaty, glistening muscles. Ty for the Nature Wives allyship Suasage, also No One is immune to Katherine this season
  • “I’ll just sit there with a water bottle to offer her” “Yeah or a towel!” “Maybe she doesnt want to drink the water maybe she’ll let me pour it on her *stumbles a bit* to cool her off” Every second of this conversation is Gold
  • Joey wants to get in the middle of that?” The middle of what Shelby?!?!? Explain! 
  • After Sausage says Joey’s in love with Katherine Shelby’s eyes go wide and she gasps and switches the pov ingame so she’s looking at the camera. Very much an “Oh shit” moment for her
  • “He says they’re gonna get married. You better put a stop to that!” Once again, Sausage is a Nature Wives Shipper too
  • *Stuttering* “What does she think of that?” Jelly Shelby
  • When Sausage explains that Katherine doesnt return Joey’s advances Shelby sighs in relief and does a lil flick like she’s flicking off nervous sweat.
  • And when Sausage says that maybe Katherine would start to return Joey’s advances cause no one else is interested Shelby frowns again
  • “You better act fast” ONCE AGAIN THANKING SAUSAGE FOR THE ALLYSHIP
  • “I have to make a plan, I’m stronger than Joey, maybe i have to duel him for her heart?” THIS IS WHERE I LOST MY MIND AGAIN. FOR HER HEART. FOR HER HEART
  • “HE HAS A GUN??? Well, i have a wand!” HELL YEAH GET HIM GIRL!
  • And then Sausage pretends to be Joey so that Shelby can show off how her broom can block with magic. Its not super Nature Wives exactly but Sausage’s Joey Impression is funny 
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