ghostlight, gravekeep, ghoulboss.

@highladyofdusk and I have been playing dragon age 2 together and I've been making comics to record our exploits (see: stupid comments). im basically like a worse varric

(support me on kofi! // comms)

posted a banger tweet and thought that tumblr deserved to see it too

Anders +50 Friendship

Saw this license plate today and I'm still ugly laughing about it

It’s called fashion, honey. Look it up.

[during sex]

Me: I want you to hurt me

Her: You’ll never get to save the quarian ark

Me: Wait

Her: And it’s going to be years before there’s another Mass Effect or Dragon Age

Me: Stop!

did u guys know there’s a whole subset of tumblr that hates bobby flay’s guts

s/o to those friends that stick with you through your weird distant introvert/depression/anxiety mood swings y'all are the real mvp’s

I shall eat Italian citizens.

From Twitter.

BIG FUCKING MOOD

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

I’m sorry what

you heard me

#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

@genericrevenge

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

that’s the point of the show

More like Food KINK-tchen :D

this actually made me laugh out loud

original: https://twitter.com/Manda_like_wine/status/977299937963765761

My god this is applicable to so many situations: this is in no way a WE situation.