Me if I ever got to speak to ult dirk: hey dude. Faq u 4 calling my girl Jade a slut and a bitch, NOT cool.🖕Sorry abt the existential crisis, hope u get to kiss ur bf again. Anyway, have you ever seen Dont Hug Me I’m Scared? Did you find that one? Dude, you would LOVE IT-
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