why did i try weed omg ima die i feel like a a dvd player

the male feminist is back and this time he’s doing fat lines of his own cum

thats a nice lookin glass of milk stout. would you let me Homer Sipsome or are you possibly gonna Lisam for me

someone is vandalizing the Judo wikipedia page in a way i do not undrstand 

i am going to teleport you all to forgotten waterfall stage

What controversial fast food opinion got you like this? *photo of what looks like some kind of pirate themed desktop pc* Ah shit wrong pic. But I hope you all appreciate the Flying Fragger as much as I do.

well folks, it happened. my dick fell clean off of my mons pubis and into da donation plate. when i tried to discreetly slip it back into my pocket, a small bird swooped by and swiftly collected it in its beak. while the camera was following close behind him, the seasons change but he remains in the center of the shot.