Writing Commissions

So I’ve been thinking about doing this for awhile now (Or at least ever since I found out writing commissions were a thing lol) and since writing is more my strong suit than drawing, I figured it would be good to finally make a proper post with prices.

If you are interested in my writing, I have a couple of fanfics on my Ao3 that you can read here for reference

Bolded are things that I specialize in

Things I will do:

Basically anything sfw

Things I will not do (Based on personal preference, no judgement here)

Fandoms I will write for:

You can request other fandoms, but I cannot guarantee that I will be familiar with them or the characters involved. Any other fandoms I think of will be added to the list

Prices:

Any additional pages are also $5 per page

Other commission links:

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misclicking a poll result feels horrible. you little bitch baby with clumsy fingers. you just lied on a menial poll online. shame! everyone point and laugh!

Do you know how bugfuck insane the words "Unionized Starbucks" would have sounded to someone in 2005? Baristas getting union-mandated breaks could have been a throwaway joke in part of the Scary Movie franchise as something ridiculous.

RALPH NADER WAS AGITATING FOR A FIFTEEN DOLLAR MINIMUM WAGE IN 2004 AND SHIT IS MOVING SLOWLY BUT MY STATE HAS A TWENTY DOLLAR MINIMUM WAGE FOR FAST FOOD WORKERS. WHEN I STARTED HIGH SCHOOL THE ONLY OPTION FOR AN ABORTION AFTER 7 WEEKS WAS SURGICAL AND NOW THERE'S A PILL.

FUCKING. ELECTRIC CARS. SO GODDAMNED MANY PEOPLE HAVE SOLAR PANELS ON THEIR HOUSES OR IN THEIR PARKING LOTS.

WE DON'T HAVE SMOG DAYS IN LOS ANGELES ANYMORE UNLESS THERE'S A FIRE AND IT'S BECAUSE OF CARB STANDARDS.

LITERALLY MILLIONS OF FUCKING PEOPLE TURNED OUT TO PROTEST POLICE BRUTALITY IN 2020 AND YOU CAN SAY "NOTHING HAPPENED" ALL YOU WANT BUT THE WAY PEOPLE TALK ABOUT IT NOW IS FUCKING DIFFERENT THAN THEY DID AFTER RODNEY KING AND NOW PEOPLE WILL STOP AND WATCH OUT FOR EACH OTHER INSTEAD OF GOING 'NOT MY BUSINESS'

THERE IS A MALARIA VACCINE THAT HAS BEEN GIVEN TO OVER A MILLION CHILDREN IN JUST THE LAST FIVE YEARS SINCE IT WAS APPROVED FOR USE OUTSIDE OF TRIALS

hey. sorry for calling you "my subject" at your family dinner. i'm not sure if i meant it in a princess way or a scientist way but either way it was definitely a sex thing for me

its so weird to me when people talk as if butch lesbians "benefit" from masculinity in some way. i kinda feel like nothing in real life indicates this ever but ok .

theyre like masculine = privileged and feminine = oppressed and i just want to remind everbody theres more than one type of person and situation on earth

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I made this, please feel free to use

I made this post a couple months ago, and I completely forgot that I made it

today has been one of the worst days of my entire life, and this post somehow made its way back to me, like a mental-health chef boyardee can.

it actually helped me a lot

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Some older art but still love these (⁠人⁠ ⁠•͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈⁠)

When was the last time you ate something green and NO GREEN M&M'S DON'T COUNT

Kamala?

I know Rick is changing, and don't get me wrong, I am very proud of him! And I absolutely love him for that.

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Buttttt I hope the writers point out, kinda like how they did in Fear No Mort (Banger episode btw) that while Rick is getting better, it's ok for Morty to still be hurt by what Rick did, and just because Rick is changing, it doesn't make Morty's hurt any less real or valid. Rick can really feel guilt for how he treated Morty, hell he could do a full 180, but that doesn't mean Morty wasn't hurt by the horrible way Rick treated him for years. And even if Rick feels legit guilt and apologizes to Morty, Morty has no obligation to forgive him.

I just feel like their codependency is far too interesting to not explore more, I mean their codependency is soooo interesting to anaylze (Wow, big surprise, someone who made wayyyyy too many posts analyzing their dynamic) so seeing an episode talking about their codependency will probablyyyyy become my absolute favorite episode of the entire show, especially considering that Fear No Mort, an episode analyzing Morty's dependency on Rick (Probably the closest episode we have so far to analyze their mutual codependency, although it only analyzes Morty's side of it) is my absolute favorite episode.

tgirl ensuring her own existence by bootstrap paradox murderfucking the boy she used to be in a way that forces him to realize what's supposed to happen

i feel like i need to clarify

no i did not mean the grandfather paradox. the past never actually changes here. shes just holding a gun to his head and asking his name and he doesn't know how the fuck to answer even though he knows he's about to die until she pulls back the hammer and he squeaks "amanda" and then she kisses him and they fuck sloppy

op you have a wonderful mind. i want to lobotimize you

You know how Daniel Everett says he told the Pirahã about Jesus and they were like "well was this Jesus guy a good hunter?". Well I'm like that for big penis. Ok Jesus claimed to be the son of god. Well how big was his cock? Buddha claimed to be enlightened. Ok. How big was his cock? And when I get my answers then we'll see what religion I believe.

I like both of these approaches. I'll decide when I find out whether you or the Pirahã are better at hunting cock.

The Pirahã were like that about Jesus, too

but yeah in the same vein of Bruce’s kids only following his orders in the field…of course they do. in Gotham, if you don’t hit the deck when Bruce says “Down!” you’re getting hurt, at bare minimum. there’s no questioning orders or hesitating. you have to trust that when B tells you to do something, it’s in your best interest, or in the best interest of the civilians, to do it — and do it really fucking well. really fucking fast.

that doesn’t mean the JL give orders in the same way, even though they’re well-intentioned. that doesn’t mean they fully grasp an emergency scene or its civilians’ needs. they might not realize how risky an order they, as a meta, give to a fully human vigilante is. they’re not a tactician the way Bruce is — they’re not thinking in plans, and backup plans, and fallback plans and extractions.

so yeah, Dick doesn’t take direct orders from anyone but B. of course he doesn’t.

On Your Feet Once Again - submitted by meowstic-seer-of-the-future

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i like when ventposts self censor in a way thats completely incomprehensible to anyone else like 'im so sick of ****** ******* ******' . im sorry that youre going through it. can i buy a vowel

I like counting the asterisks and guessing what the words are. Yours says 'im so sick of gnomes fucking people'

"A crab can be huge if it expands very large. I can not let tha thappen"