gheyre boybestfriending so damn close to the sun
i am not immune to novelty three stars :(
what if we grew up together tasked to save a flailing franchise at age eighteen and nineteen and did it. whst if youre the greatest player to ever play in my books and im your ride or die and we’re both lucky our paths crossed here and what if you rewrote the history books but still managed to fit your head under my chin
SJS@EDM, 15th apr ‘24 — connor mcdavid becomes the fourth player in nhl history to reach 100 assists in a single season
NSH@EDM, 14th nov ‘24 — connor mcdavid becomes the fourth fastest player to reach 1000 career points
obsessed with whatever it is that makes leon want to give connor one more hug and more head tap one more little tuck under his arm on the bench regardless of the on-ice cellies + makes sure he’s the one next to connor on the bench.
what gets me so unbelievably bad about mc1000 is that he doesn’t even celebrate really at first the very first thing he does it point to leon for his pass and assist and onlystarts really grinning about it when he’s buried under his teammates ☹️
randomass leon tuesday pregame interview 'noone can create what he can from nothing' 'we grew up together' 'its just fun to watch him' 'he doesnt want any attention for his 1000th point but he should get it all' 'in my eyes theres never been a player like him' (asked a question about ovi): the most impressive thing about him is that everyone knows what hes going to do and he still does it. just like connor :) . Okay buddy.
connor so so clearly loving stu regardless of how he plays come win or loss always being the first to say that they shouldve scored more defended better converted a powerplay etc etc rather than throwing stu under the bus never even hinting at the age old 'the oilers would win the president's with league average goaltending' always mentioning that wins wouldnt be possible withuot him always managing to tuck him under his arm despite being a good 5 inches shorter. AUGH :(
girl he’s too busy combatting a string of mediocre gms to have a divisional rivalry give it a rest 🙏
im afraid this is funnier than it has any right to be
every year connor mcdavid takes time off for injury and every year when he’s back all the reporters ask how important it is for the team that he (best player in the world) is back. idk buddy how important is a cunt for sex.
also nhl leaders in powerplay points since connor mcdavid’s 15th birthday
mcdrai leaders in powerplay goals and assists since 2015-16 remember your nature
#two things about this: 1. ik all of leon’s goals weren’t from connor and all of connor’s assists weren’t to leon but isn’t it something of a#promise to eachother i’ll always find you i’ll always know the play or something or other#2. connor’s the leader of assist by like a good fifty and leon is ten up on ovi 😭#connor mcdavid#edmonton oilers#leon draisaitl#nhl stats#i lied three things: REGRESSION TO THE MEAN WILL SAVE THEM 🔥🔥🔥🔥#i finally made a quanthockey account i’m so sorry everybody for what is about to transpire
obsessed with these types of connorleon stats where the only filter is time
r/relationshipadvice what does it mean when my coworker (29M) and i (27M) can’t really bear to be apart for all that long, so much so that the quanthockey nhl players tab is facilitating our codependency?