formerly 78nanosieverts

📍Phoenix, Az

@ajeasarchives

Oluwole Omofemi (Nigerian, born 1988)

I See It, 2020

Oil and acrylic on canvas

39 2/5 × 39 2/5 in (100 × 100 cm)

Private collection

yeah. i've got the wikipedia page for rat. on cassette.

It also has the most metal anti-smoking sign:

(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wat_Rong_Khun#/media/File:Wat_Rong_Khun-011.jpg)

Newborn appreciation post

- The legs marching in place (on his back) when upset

- All the random arm positions asleep (both above his head, one up and one to the side, a hand over the face like blocking light, sometimes an arm floating in the air in the stroller that jerks higher during bumps in the sidewalk yet he's still asleep)

- Throwing his head back when he's milk drunk

- his "eh eh eh" noises

the O face

how much he enjoys and is calmed by stroller walks, even with bumpy sidewalks, even in the cold

the yawns!! And the rooting/yawning combo

the sneezes

falling asleep on me looking so peaceful

tiny fingers and toes of course, and also the little fists

Trying to eat/rooting at silly things like the stroller

The wiggling!

I’m so sad lads but they have people in the household to talk to about like, clothing theory and guys who are doing interesting things with the concept of the hypermasculine skirt, which draws heavily on like, quilted African armor, samurai silhouettes, a lot of warrior and armor references in general.

This guy has like a 4pt series on it and he’s really good

You can buy the black cutout circles skirt he has on in two of these on AliExpress for like $40 I think that’s probably where he got it. I’ve thought about buying it but didn’t

Red Herring

found goat milk and wheat ale at the store. theres no way im NOT making a white gilgamesh tonite

ok here we go. recipe/original post here:

i sent this post to my friend who is known for making Concoctions. thinking she'd just find it funny. i underestimated her hubris

so for anyone curious about the white gilgamesh experience. i hope this satiates that sick desire in your hearts

hi if ur unaware georgia 🇬🇪 (where i live) has officially banned gay marriage, gay ‘propaganda’, gender reassignment surgery and anything ’promoting’ it. a trans model, kesaria abramidze, has been murdered as a direct consequence of this legislation. if you have a queer georgian in your life pls let them know they are loved and let this solidify why we Need pride and hope cause jesus fuck man

Félix Vallotton - Woman in bed playing with a cat (1899)

english speakers on the internet recognizing cognates in a romance language: wow this transcends language

english speakers on the internet recognizing cognates in a germanic language: this language cannot be real

english speakers on the internet recognizing cognates in an english-based creole or pidgin: [racism]

the reputations Scots and Dutch have as being "English but funny" are somewhat Problematic but usually well-meaning, and only sometimes are representative of a more general xenophobic attitude. every post on the anglo internet showing examples of Naija (Nigerian Pidgin/Creole) text is doomed to have the worst comments and replies of all time

official linguistics post

wait a minute, I thought Dutch was German but funny?

common misconception! dutch is actually its own language that's similar to other west germanic languages but not inherently better or worse in any way than any other language

[image description: a google search for "bbc pidgin". In the "People also search for" section, it says: Is BBC Pidgin a joke, BBC Pidgin poo-poo, BBC Pidgin proverbs, BBC Pidgin meme, BBC News Pidgin live today, BBC Pidgin is ridiculous, pidgin English, BBC Pidgin News today]

i wanna make a kid’s book of cutaway illustrations of everyday objects but the details are all fake

but to be clear i don’t mean they’ll be fantastical or whimsical

i want it filled with misleading information that seems plausible.

i want to poison minds for life by making them think, for example, that turbofan jet engines work by letting air spin the fans to generate electricity to ignite fuel, that refrigerators function with a mechanical device that physically seperates hot and cold air particles, and that ones and zeroes each get carried on their own wire inside your computer

like look there’s so much malicious misinformation out there but all of it is about making money. somebody should just be in it for the love of the game

I remember having a book called Loads More Lies To Tell Small Kids.

Would be nice to have something like this for medium kids. Like 7-12.

like Thing Explainer, but horribly wrong

Pocket flask. 1800–1860. Credit line: Gift of Henry G. Schiff, 1980 https://www.metmuseum.org/art/collection/search/6633

wonderful flask

Male-to-male enjoyer

cdda oc Castillo

electricians HATE him!

Walt McDougall in the Boston Post, Massachusetts, August 24, 1902