16 Rue de la Verrerie

Hello my love....... You won't believe in how many ways I have just fucked up in the last five minutes................. Suffice it to say that due to my haphazard misclicking, this post will now somehow have to serve as a response to you, @randomtotallyrealgirl, AND the anon who sent in the Happy Halloween message. I'M SORRY and I'm also sorry that I am in that stage of one's fandom existence where one's output only bears a vanishingly tangential degree of relevance to the actual fandom they are making output for. Like what is this, what do you mean this is reed900 fanart. But even when I am, as I am now, an irrelevant specter who only oozes out of the walls once in a thousand years to apologize, I love you still.

Pathetic, honestly 🌸

To fully lean into the KUSO MISO GRAND PRIX vibes of Gavin unzipping his race suit while ill-advisedly wearing nothing underneath, here it is in a larger size! By god, Nines will get this man to pole position and make him sink slowly down on said pole, inch by excruciating inch. This one goes out to the anon who sent in the message about body pillows 🫡💕

Anyone unzipping a boiler suit automatically gives me yaranaika? vibes, but I THINK THAT'S FUNNY, SO WHO'S LAUGHING? Me. I am the one who is laughing

Fowler doesn't understand why the entire test run of these godforsaken posters completely sells out during presale. He's torn in so many different directions: grateful awe that Nines seems to have really landed on something, confused horror at what the general public are into, slight concern that Cyberlife Racing is objectifying Gavin for the sake of the profit margin, further concern that Gavin is actually pretty on board with being objectified, full stop

Was thinking about Westerns, and so was thinking about The Quick and the Dead, and also was thinking about how weird it is that I've never drawn Wolfwood. lbr every Wolfwood is a good Wolfwood to me, but I'm very fond of Stampede Wolfwood atm 🥰

Is there a different character in this movie that is actually a preacher who runs an orphanage? Yes. Do I just like the Lady's outfit a lot? Absolutely yes

Drunk drawing the best art of my life

I really don't know what "a car is nothing but a big cow" means but I feel like there's a profound truth at its core

Dispatches from Les Mignardises: ✨the kitchen pass is for lovers✨

Anyway my only real complaint with The Bear is that I wish I were somehow working in that writers' room instead of having a completely unrelated day job. THE RESTAURANT INDUSTRY AS A CONCEPT CONTINUES TO BE MY TRUE HOME FANDOM

Just a little comic about these two unsocialized pieces of shit behaving the way that they do ❤️ RK900 being incapable of abiding by normal parameters of romance is the most romantic thing that Gavin has ever seen

Over on Twitter, texs_sins called GV900 a leash kid and I couldn't stop thinking about it......................... WHY IS THIS MY BRAND. WHY IS THIS THE CONTENT THAT I PUT OUT INTO THE WORLD

[Belated edit] I have, in fact, forgotten to draw GV's LED. STELLAR WORK FROM ME AS USUAL

I'm making my way through an art workbook and just compulsively turning all the sketches into reed900 mulch, as is my god-given right. Here's GV900!

Every android Gavin is a PURE CHERUBIC PRECIOUS JEWEL, but GV900 is the most babygirl out of all of them. I love him

I haven't drawn anything for more than a year and my HANDS DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO but my heart, at least, knows that it will never leave a fandom. I'LL OUTLIVE YOU, GODDAMMIT, I SWEAR IT ON MY OWN GRAVE

Does this count as reed900 if I use this shade of blue somewhere in the sketch???

RK900 makes a compelling point.

Here is "A Year in the Life of Two Dirtbags (and Their Reluctant Chaperones)", my page of comics for the @coffee-and-connections-zine! Incredible experience, 100/10 stars, would do a thousand more times ✨

I know I've been INCREDIBLY ABSENT around these parts (and around every part, really), I'm sorry! Wage labor continues to ruin all of our lives. But unless my job liteRALLY KILLS ME FIRST, I will be back with new stuff and an enduring love for these idiot assholes!!! I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE!

Date night at Les Mignardises consists of Nines insisting that TRAINING MONTAGES are a romantic activity

RK900, absolutely considering the fractal mysteries of romanesco broccoli and ONLY CONSIDERING THE FRACTAL MYSTERIES OF ROMANESCO BROCCOLI, just that, exclusively, THANK YOU

While the restaurant takes a renovation hiatus to get a bar put in, Gavin and Nines go on the road with Little Ovens, the spinoff food truck that drives around the city blasting yacht rock and specifically parking in front of wherever Hank and Connor are at that very moment

This concludes the sketch haul for the time being, hope to pop back in soon with more comics in the near future!

Nines’s internal monologue at this moment probably just consists of a single long wordless scream, but if you were to put words to it, OH SHIT WELL I’VE DONE IT NOW, FUCK would be more or less where you would land. ~*~Local dog dads in the infancy of their courtship, trying to figure out if physical contact can metaphorically function as a substitute for actual communication~*~

They’re just some bookish white-collar criminals, think Gavin and Nines, surely it’s fine if we get distracted for literally ONE SECOND

It’s not fine

Meanwhile: They’re just some bumbling local cops, think Arthur and Eames, surely it’s a piece of cake to leave them in the dust once we ditch these handcuffs

IT’S NOT A PIECE OF CAKE

Little bit of a sketch dump coming your way in the next couple of days, but they’re also associated with different fics and/or AUs so I thought I’d separate them out according to category! On the docket for today is the ENDLESSLY HORNY FORMULA 1 AU (more in bits and pieces under the tag), in which race engineer RK900 knows what he wants and has no professional qualms about demanding that his dreams become reality.

“How is thIS FLAME RETARDANT,” yells Gavin.

“Gavin, you delicious fool,” says RK900. “What is beautiful cannot burn.”