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Natalie. Gutter-cur of Pont Neuf! [About Me and This]
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Connor is already running, the shout of lieutenant like the crack of a circus whip. Lieutenant, don't, that fragmentary summons. Nines isn't far behind him; the lieutenant is what Connor is responsible for, but Nines has a hunch that the don't belongs to him. Sure enough, in the deafening racket of the break room, jostled by a herd of people gesticulating frantically in the air and screaming at them to stop-- Hank Anderson has his hands fisted in Gavin's shirt, hauling him nearly off of his feet.

Read 88 on AO3

Chapter 2 is up! This continues to be a leisurely yet incredibly unrelaxing stroll alongside the dysfunctional relationship of two assholes who can't figure out how to be alive. If you prefer the stories you read to have no plot, no development, no resolution, but just a vague sense of dread and the suspicion that no consequential human problem is truly surmountable, BOY HAVE I GOT A FIC FOR YOU💖

#detroit become human#gavin reed#rk900#reed900#88#this isn't writing
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Anonymous asked:

hey i just wanted to say that even 6 years on i still occasionally go through your entire reed900 art tag bc i love it so much!

Hello my love....... You won't believe in how many ways I have just fucked up in the last five minutes................. Suffice it to say that due to my haphazard misclicking, this post will now somehow have to serve as a response to you, @randomtotallyrealgirl, AND the anon who sent in the Happy Halloween message. I'M SORRY and I'm also sorry that I am in that stage of one's fandom existence where one's output only bears a vanishingly tangential degree of relevance to the actual fandom they are making output for. Like what is this, what do you mean this is reed900 fanart. But even when I am, as I am now, an irrelevant specter who only oozes out of the walls once in a thousand years to apologize, I love you still.

#sketch#askbox#detroit become human#gavin reed#rk900#reed900#BUT IS IT?
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Anonymous asked:

hello! i absolutely loved reading Les Mignardises (thank you for sharing it with all of us), and was wondering if you’d be open to sharing how you learned So Damn Much about food and drink and the pairings thereof? the whole fic was the literary equivalent of a feast for the senses and clearly came from a place of comfortable expertise (or at least extensive knowledge), and as someone who sits in that funky zone of being unable to drink but madly passionate about culinary conquests, i’d love to learn more! thank you!

I wish you could know how much this means to me! I wish that your mirror neurons could feel every stabby pang of joyful gratitude and keen inadequacy that your message has elicited in me! I wish that YOU COULD HURT IN PRECISELY ALL THE MARVELOUS WAYS THAT THIS MESSAGE HAS HURT ME!

#askbox#les mignardises
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Anonymous asked:

Hey... hello.... do you have any like.... merchandise to sell or something... or do you accept donations may be

Because I admire your work (both writing and art) and I wanna throw money at you, you know

What would I do with your money, anon, except take it gratefully and yet continue to produce exactly zero fandom output.......... Mostly the exercise would just make you poorer and make me guiltier! Let us not do this to each other!!! Instead, while I shake my fist at work deadlines and keep adding endless bullet points about Gavin's self-destructive downward spiral to my Notes app, you might keep your wallet closed and know that it was the prudent thing to do. And then, depending on what time of day it is for you when you have done that, maybe you could toss a drive-by AO3 comment in the direction of me or anyone whose work you've enjoyed. It is, or at least it still is for me, a gift economy too. I love you and I will vanquish your enemies.

#askbox#the longer i take to actually write any fic#the more issues this fictional gavin reed acquires#until he becomes a black hole of every psychological problem that i have ever had or tangentially encountered#it's like a hostage situation but there is no hope of release#only an ever-descending shepard scale of MALADJUSTMENT
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bumblee-bee asked:

I finally got around to reading Fata Morgana, and let me preface by saying I wish I had more beautiful words to express how incredible the story and writing are, I have so much to say and not nearly enough comprehension to get it out atm but I hope this will do for now haha few fics strike me quite the way yours often do, the way you write Nines and Gavin does them such justice, it's very inspiring, it's like you've picked them apart and splayed out what makes them up for us to see with so much ease, and my god the plot?! It in itself is wonderful and surprising, all around an amazing and well-written story

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❤️THIS IS THE TRUEST VALENTINE❤️

@bumblee-bee I hope you are receiving federal funding for being so encouraging towards your local fic writers! You are a one-person National Endowment for the Arts and you should be honored as such! When my life is under control someday, I'm going to finish 88 and I'll only have you to blame for it.

It was such an honor to play around in Vape's ideas sandbox for the collab on Fata Morgana, and I'm so glad that you had a good time reading it-- makes me feel like maybe I didn't just kick all the sand out of the box and leave a bunch of candy wrappers lying around! Thank you, really. I'm so tender for GV500 and RK900 flipping off the United States government together while gunning it across the American highway with two pairs of teeny pointy dog ears flapping out of the windows of their Chevy Malibu. It genuinely brings me delight beyond measure that you enjoyed the story. YOU SHOULD HAVE TAX-EXEMPT STATUS FOR YOUR PATRONAGE OF THE QUESTIONABLE ARTS

#askbox#fata morgana
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My love! @bumblee-bee! How this delights me! First of all, equal parts congratulations and condolences on your recent infectious bout of reed900. But hot on the heels of that first point, please always know that no matter how long it has been since I have actually made anything for DBH, I am still in it, still thinking about it, still loving it. Every time you come home, you come home to a haunted house. I am the spirit in your rafters, rearranging your refrigerator magnet poetry to say some beautifully heartfelt shit like

ROBOT DICKDOWN PORN

#askbox#one day i'll put out all the fires#and all my time will be mine#right?#right???
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qserasera asked:

trick or treat?? anyways i wasn't too sure if you were doing anything specific with asks for the spooky season, im knees-deep into baldur's gate 3 (vampire...love him) and i hope u are doing well! just pretend this is a calling card with a kind inquiries on your health and your blorbos ASDFJSLDKF happy halloween regardless!

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Oh, sorry, I meant to step away from tumblr but then, from across the wide expanse of the American prairie, I heard "Astarion" whispered like a secret into the wind, and less perhaps like a wolf at the scent of a deer worth hunting, or even like a deer at the scent of a wolf worth knowing, but like a bolt of lightning who has found something precious to set on fire, I was Called.

@qserasera I can't actually even talk about BG3 at this precise moment because I'm on my phone and I have months' worth of pent-up screaming that cannot be typed on a touchscreen, but please know that there is months' worth of pent-up screaming within me. I will never produce anything for that fandom and I don't even really count myself to be in it, but I've thought about very little else (and definitely read in nothing else) for the past seeming eternity and a half

I won't even tag this post with BG3 because this isn't worth archiving in quite that way, but talk to me about the horrendous depths of your Ancunin Problems

#askbox
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Rest of messages in thread not included for reasons of mortifying inadequacy on my part! Anon you sent this in on August 22. I just want to type that out loud so that I can nail my shame to my front door like Martin Luther with his 95 Theses, except every thesis is "Nat can't fucking answer a single thing in an even vaguely timely manner". I would say I'm sorry for what I have become, but the truth is that I was ever thus. I'm sorry for what I have always been.

#askbox#can it be?#could it possibly be?#that i have made a post#that is at least partially about#one piece#miscellany
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Your instincts are animalistic and your deductive reasoning skills are razor-sharp! And you were completely correct! Although, I do have to confess, there are more than enough typos and grammar mistakes to go around in things I've written... fics, sure, but also just... comments and tumblr posts and whatnot. My wake is LITTERED with errors. With fics I can go in surreptitiously and tend to them hoping that no one has noticed, but with alarming regularity I will edit a comment reply being like "Sorry to drop this notification in your inbox... I just spotted a typo and I had to fix it..." so you know, you were more lenient than you needed to be in your assessment of my punctiliousness, but you were STILL COMPLETELY CORRECT.

#askbox#let me hear your fandom talk
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To fully lean into the KUSO MISO GRAND PRIX vibes of Gavin unzipping his race suit while ill-advisedly wearing nothing underneath, here it is in a larger size! By god, Nines will get this man to pole position and make him sink slowly down on said pole, inch by excruciating inch. This one goes out to the anon who sent in the message about body pillows 🫡💕

#detroit become human#gavin reed#rk900#reed900#formula 1 au#sketch
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Anyone unzipping a boiler suit automatically gives me yaranaika? vibes, but I THINK THAT'S FUNNY, SO WHO'S LAUGHING? Me. I am the one who is laughing

Fowler doesn't understand why the entire test run of these godforsaken posters completely sells out during presale. He's torn in so many different directions: grateful awe that Nines seems to have really landed on something, confused horror at what the general public are into, slight concern that Cyberlife Racing is objectifying Gavin for the sake of the profit margin, further concern that Gavin is actually pretty on board with being objectified, full stop

#detroit become human#gavin reed#rk900#reed900#jeffrey fowler#formula 1 au#sketch
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Anon I love you passionately, never change. I want you to have this:

WE AS A SOCIETY KEEP CASTING NEIL NEWBON IN ROLES WHERE HE INEVITABLY, SOMEHOW, EVEN WHEN HE IS A CHARACTER IN A FUTURISTIC STORY ABOUT ANDROIDS SET IN A MAJOR METROPOLITAN CITY, GETS FUCKED BY A BEAR

#askbox#les mignardises
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Was thinking about Westerns, and so was thinking about The Quick and the Dead, and also was thinking about how weird it is that I've never drawn Wolfwood. lbr every Wolfwood is a good Wolfwood to me, but I'm very fond of Stampede Wolfwood atm 🥰

Is there a different character in this movie that is actually a preacher who runs an orphanage? Yes. Do I just like the Lady's outfit a lot? Absolutely yes

#trigun#trigun stampede#nicholas d wolfwood#the quick and the dead#sketch
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