13 lizards doing their best

hmm. i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) (remembers virtue is sufficient for happiness) (remembers i’m not joking) kill myself

let's take 16 secs to watch wilson's 50 bucks dance

reblogging this every week and calling it wilson’s wretched white dance wednesday

happy wilson’s wretched white dance wednesday

nighttime is going to be fucked up under the trump administration, as he plans to get rid of the weird bug appointed by joe biden to be in charge of it. "the bug is too weird it freaks me out yucky", said the president-elect when asked about the nighttime department. insider sources say he plans to appoint an obscure youtuber known only as "gamer rickey" to the position.

Menswear guy’s ability to own is so powerful he even owns himself.

running for president as a member of the American Fujoshi Party with a foolproof plan to address male loneliness

"Abstinence-focused" meaning that a large underlying message of the sex education you received was "don't have sex [before marriage]."

If you had sex ed at multiple different times, vote according to whichever was better.

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made a uquiz

here it is! it’s romeo and juliet themed lol

In the absence of realistically achievable policy positions I'm just going to start shooting for the moon: I think we'd have less problems if we made an orangutan the pope

@pissvortex

remember when millennials said we weren't going to be as weird and stupid about gen z as boomers were about us? lol that didn't last long huh

I just saw someone suggest that no one under 18 should have access to the internet because they're all falling for online radicalisation, and I don't know how to explain to you that "this whole group of people should be banned from part of society because they're fundamentally incapable of thinking for themselves" is actually one of the most fascist things you can think

Being a henchman suuuucks dude. This latest guy I'm working for, the War-Madillo, he's got a, an Armadillo- motif, or theme, or whatever, right? That's fine, fine, I did a two-month stint with a Marmoset-themed guy once, it's not bottom of the barrel- except. Except. It turns out, he picked the Armadillo thing because he thinks that they're obligate carnivores. Which they kind of are, I mean I googled this, they're insectivores, but he thinks that they're like, land piranhas. He thinks they work in packs to take down significantly larger animals. He thinks they lay eggs in the remains of their prey. He's killed like three guys for trying to correct him. Me and the other guys are paying out of pocket to get the poor little guys in his Armadillo pit food that they can actually eat. Every time he drops some sucker into that thing we all have to draw straws to see who's gonna have to go in and gnaw on the body so he thinks the Armadillos are doing it. Thank god it's such a long drop

Spotted Hyena from day one at South Luangwa

genuinely this Meat Rat fiasco is the funniest thing that ive seen all week. Im delighted.

My beloved mutual: we should be aware that food security is going to be an issue and rabbit is a very economical and available protein.

Some weirdo online: The libcomms are eating vermin and are going to bring back the plauge. MEAT RAT MEAT RAT MEAT RAT.

kitten, I don't know how to say this but your "subversive deconstruction of the dating sim genre" is utterly pedestrian. you're getting outflanked by tokimeki memorial and hatoful boyfriend. we're taking your renpy away and recycling the art assets to make a rpg maker game about having awkward sex in a bathroom stall

Here's the website. It's not available on many platforms ye, but I signed up for the email list to stay updated. Extremely excited and hopeful for this to take off.

Wow palaeocharinus where did you find that great icosidodecahedron