Anchors away, i'm drifting today.

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OH MY FUCKING GOD

Please be patient. I’m sure @staff will clarify maximum areola diameter shortly.

Big mood

I slept in and laughed way too much at this

THE NOISESSSSS LMFAOOOOOOOO

Paranoia Agent (2004) dir. Satoshi Kon

My assigned FBI agent hearing me play the same song for the 500th time in a row

“is this fat bitch crying again”

my therapist: so how are you doing today?

me:

Is your therapist washing you?

Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.

English has a lot more words created for very specific phenomena! It’s not just rick-rolling. Language is always evolving and it’s super interesting! Here’s a list of hyper-specific/untranslatable words in English.

My expectations weren’t met, they were exceeded.

This list is amazing.

It just occurred to me that people do not know about what some people make chicken coops out of and it’s a Shame

Please, enlighten us

So the thing with chickens are, they are adaptable and frankly, do not care.

you

can

use

just

about

anything

Here are some more that I like:

This is amazing. I have been blessed by this knowledge

@kookychicken

AAAAAAAAAAA

The French slang for cops isn’t pigs but chickens, which makes this all the more glorious… :D

— Ijeoma Umebinyuo, Questions for Ada (via theijeoma)

“Heracles, they’re lesbians”.

Note that the concept of “virginity” in Ancient times merely meant “unmarried”, and had nothing to do with sexual activity. Some priestesses were “virgins” because they chose (or were committed to) a life of worship, but it was merely a question of social status, not of personal choice or practice. Of course, one can suppose that this lifestyle would be rather attractive for lesbians. So when Artemis is said to be the Goddess of Virgins, it is meant to be understood as “Goddess of Unmarried Women”, or, quite possibly literally, of lesbians.  (It’s only Christianity that reframed the concept of virginity to mean “never had sex”. Many ancient religions has “Virgin goddesses”, which symbolized feminine power, and in this case too it meant “untied to a man”, or “whole for herself”)

Johnny Depp sometimes has lines fed to him in an earpiece, do you have a specific technique when it comes to remembering it all?

can you get an oscar for an interview

We probably don’t deserve dogs. But I’m glad they’re around anyway.

I was soaked and freezing cold by the time we reached this alpine lake, but something about the sound and tranquility kept me completely unbothered.

Turn Around (Inspired by a meme)

You’re not asking for too much you’re just asking the wrong person

why did it take me so long to realize?

me vague posting on Facebook when my friends and family won’t give me a $1500 cash gift for my wedding

Boo!

BHAHAHA THE JUMP!

“Oh what a scary predator!  You really scared Mama!  Good job!”

I can’t stop laughing at this

Thing is she’s doing this to encourage her cub, you can tell she knows they’re there bc she looks over there before getting up and pretending to looks somewhere else, jumping when the kid tries to scare her