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shineonlux

my driver side profile series is growing. with each one i find new things to improve on and i’ve been enjoying it a lot.

here’s Max, Lando, Oscar and Logan ✨

i’ve got my own meanings for their shining yellow accents but i’d love to hear any other interpretations 🫶

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no i am sorry but charles YANKING his hand away from pierre???? so he can shake hands with max? the way they left him standing there, the way they kept yapping to each other with zero regard for anyone else? my boyfriends are so back.

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souvenir116

Charles forgets everyone elses presence when Max is there

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valyrfia

predictions for the f1 2025 car launch in london:

  • someone forgets to send out the dress code. george russell turns up in an immaculately pressed suit, lando norris turns up in black sweatpants.
  • the british drivers are raised onto the stage like they’re in the eras tour
  • the non-british drivers have to come in through the crowd entrance and buy their own tickets
  • christian horner still hasn’t decided who’s filling that second red bull seat. as a result max is accompanied on stage by what seems to be three untrained rookies in a trenchcoat
  • speaking of max, he doesn’t speak a word the entire night preferring instead to communicate short answers in sign language.
  • the hosts keep trying to awkwardly fill time à la eurovision song contest
  • there are at least two fistfights
  • and one dogfight (leo and roscoe)
  • pierre and esteban stand next to each other at first before they have to awkwardly be reminded that they’re not teammates anymore
  • someone makes a thinly veiled reference to the mclaren 2024 rear wing
  • kimi antonelli gets booed (british crowd) and about half the grid has to be physically restrained from jumping on the audience
  • toto wolff tries to seduce max yet again.
  • max audibly laughs at him. this is the only time we hear his voice all night.
  • oscar piastri gets visibly teary at the sight of drs since it’s the last time it’ll be used in f1
  • fred vasseur makes an insane prediction on how many races ferrari will win. everyone laughs at him.
  • he ends up being absolutely right
  • fernando turns up in another team’s colours
  • it’s later revealed that one team paid the sound engineers to play thunderous applause when their car was revealed
  • one livery will merit audible laughter
  • it will be alpine’s.
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max was asked about the livery reveal event and he a) didn't know about it yet and b) muttered, under his breath "i hope i'm sick that week"

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yesboys-haha

It wasn't even under his breath he said that shit with his full chest. He does not want to be there ahahah

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charlesvteen

*hair tuck after telling charles what to say*

*hair tuck after calling the whole grid mid except charles*

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for all the talk about how checo is dooming red bull's development, it's kind of funny how max genuinely fucked red bull's development, to the extent that they had to dramatically backtrack not once, but twice.

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twinkodium

Guess who is he looking at 😌 (level impossible)

YOU GUESSED IT! It’s his crush of 9 years, I MEAN, his teammate, Lando Norris 👀

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28ms28

So what did we learn from the 23 hr for mind stream ?? Here's a summary:-

1. Max and team redline(shack dwellers) are chronically online and it shows on their car livery

2.Max is embracing all the memes now yes even sid the sloth max

3. Max calls Gabriel Bortoleto Gabi and/or Bubbles!! (which only strengthens my theory that max likes to give people nicknames)

4. Max mentioned Inchident and said we need to fuckem over about the papaya family

5.Max went absolutely batshit wild with the revenge penalties

6.Max is a terrible horrible no good very bad race engineer rip Crane and his racecraft dignity

7.Max giggled, the man actually laughed at "is lestappen real guys" causing mass mania in the lestappen community.

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