Protection Robot

This had to be done as SOON as I saw it @what-a-jackask  @audio-medic-cant-stop @engaging-party-mode @genjiman-shitmada @0r15a @plebeiantologist  (couldn’t tag them)

i know this comes as a surprise to some people, but if you call for healing and i’m playing ana and there is a wall between us, i can’t fucking heal you

i know this comes as a surprise to some people, but if you call for healing and im playing mercy and i just respawned because you didn’t protect me from genji, i can’t fucking heal you

i know this comes as a surprise to some people, but if you call for healing and im playing lucio and I have healing amped up, I can’t fucking heal you anymore.

I know this may come as a surprise to you, when I’m playing zenyatta and you’re not in my vision, you’re gonna fucking die because I can’t heal you.

ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ Don’t ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ Stop ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ Me ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ Now

٩( ᐛ )و cause ٩( ᐛ )و im ٩( ᐛ )و havin ٩( ᐛ )و a ٩( ᐛ )و good ٩( ᐛ )و time ٩( ᐛ )و havin ٩( ᐛ )و a ٩( ᐛ )و good ٩( ᐛ )و time

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ i’m ᕦ( ᐕ )ᕡ a ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ shooting ᕦ( ᐕ )ᕡ star ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ leaping ᕦ( ᐕ )ᕡ through ᕦ( ᐛ )ᕗ the ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ٩( ᐛ )۶ skyy y y y y

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ like

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ a

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ tiger

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ defying

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ the 

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ laws

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ of

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ G

 ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗR

･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗA 

 ☆ ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆  ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆  ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗV

 ｡･ﾟ･*:･ ･ﾟ☆  ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗI

:･ﾟ☆ ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆  ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗT

｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗYYYY                  

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ I’M

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ A

==ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ RACING

====ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ CAR

======ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ PASSING

=========ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ BY

===========ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ LIKE

=============ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ LADY

===============ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ GODIVA

There’s probably more but these are the ones I can think of at the moment! Please be considerate and don’t play pranks at other people’s expenses!

Have fun everyone!

@genjiman-shitmada

LIES

I don’t mean to be rude, but spell-check is in my programming...

request// This user plays on console only and loves it!

>_>

requested by @pupupon

O sh et

My tolerance for stupidity and my will to live is at the same level.

Greetings, fellow rejects!

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Hello. Having a pleasant time?

indeed

@protection-robot look I got challenged to a race. by an old friend. only problem is I ain’t got a horse. help me out??

I’m sorry, but I can’t do that.   I am a robot, not a horse, if that is what you are implying.   Also, don’t you think that would be a bit unfair?

Im sure I can get over it. come on Orisa we’ll be amazing. nobody will beat us.

...if you insist...

@protection-robot look I got challenged to a race. by an old friend. only problem is I ain’t got a horse. help me out??

I’m sorry, but I can’t do that.   I am a robot, not a horse, if that is what you are implying.   Also, don’t you think that would be a bit unfair?