Welcome to the Underground!

me everyday:

very cute QUAIL making QUAIL NOISES

i have such a wide range of emotions, including

*posts art* *IMMEDIATELY sees four anatomical errors, missing shit, part of the line i forgot to erase in eight different places and the silhouette of jesus burned into it*

I Want to Die but I Also Do Not Want to Die: a short autobiography 

“Why do you like that character so much?! He’s an asshole!”

*bounces up and down repeatedly* sPaCE 🚀 SP ACE 👽 S P A C E 🌠 space 🌙 I LOVE ME SOME SPACE 🌑 MMMM YEAH THAT ouTERspACE 🌟✨ DAMN THAT SKY THAT OUTERSPACE☀‼💫💥❇⭐📡🔫👾♦

This describes me well at times. @sixpenceeeblog

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me right before doing something that I clearly do not got (via jmma-simmons)

Person: Asexual?? Haha are you a plant

Me: Yes.

Me:

(by IamtheEnema)

Factory Reject.