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Hera's stable of Hoes

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Tethys: RHEA! HERA'S BEEN KIDNAPPED!! AND THE KIDNAPPER'S ON THE PHONE RIGHT NOW! *hands Rhea the phone*

Rhea,*takes it*: Hello?

Kronos: Wire transfer me 100,000 right now, or else your daughter gets it.

Rhea: Gets what???

Kronos: ... Death?

Rhea: Oh... Yeah. Okay.

Kronos: Y- you don't care???

Rhea: Nope. Don't give a shit.

Kronos: But she's your Daughter.

Rhea: She got a B- in her math class last week.

Kronos: ...

Rhea: I was going to send her to the underworld myself. You are doing me a big favor.

Kronos: O-ok well... *Covering the phone with his hand* ...

Kronos,*to Hera*: What's your mom afraid of?? Oh ok thanks!

Kronos,*back on the phone*: I'm going to send her to school.

Rhea: Ok??

Kronos: ACTING School.

Rhea: FUCK!! YOU SICK MOTHERFUCKER-

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Gods reactions to Lore Olympus

Zeus: Would hate it. Would hate how he and how his family is portrayed and the disrespect they are shown. Would be even more angry at how his sisters and wife were portrayed, especially how Hera was written. 

Poseidon: Would stop reading after a few chapters. He would be disgusted with how Demeter and Hera were written and treated, and pissed at how his brother Zeus is made out to be in the story as well.

Hades: Wouldn’t read it because it would remind him of how horrible and creepy he was to Persephone during and before the beginning of their marriage.

Hera: She would absolutely hate it. Would be absolutely pissed and livid at the fact that she cheated on Zeus, and ESPECIALLY with Hades of all people. Not to mention how angry she would be at how her counterpart would betray Demeter and hook Persephone up with her brother.

Demeter: Would literally not give two shits. She has gotten used to people treating her like shit. But Persephone will apologize for her Lo counterparts actions, to a confused as fuck Demeter.

Hestia: Would feel disrespected. Would hate that she use to be AroAce and then slowly became lesbian. Would hate that she is dating Athena because she is more of a niece to her. 

Athena: Would also feel disrespected and pissed. Sees Hestia as more her Aunt and nothing else. And Would be angry that she broke her oath and kept it from Artemis.

Ares: Would be absolutely livid. "WHY THE FUCK AM I BEING A FUCKING PERVERT TO PERSEPHONE" He would say that. Would crush his phone out of anger for how LO Ares treated Aphrodite and Persephone. And would be annoyed with how dumb he acts.

Artemis: Stopped reading after LO Apollo r*ped Persephone. I can not tell you how PISSED she was at LO for writing her brother and mother like manipulative assholes to her. So she doesn't bother with it. 

Apollo: He was horrified at what LO him did to Persephone, so much so that as soon as he finished reading that episode he ran to persephone hugged her and apologized a million times. And mad with how he treats Artemis sometimes.

Hephaestus: Doesn't read it at all.

Hermes: Hates how much of a simp he is for Persephone. 

Aphrodite: WAS BEYOND MAD AT HOW SHE TREATED PERSEPHONE!! She felt absolutely disgusted when she read that her LO counterpart got Eros to get her drunk and then stuffed her into Hades' car. 

Dionysus: reads it hoping he will see himself appear but hates everything else about it especially how his mom (Demeter) is treated and, sister (Persephone) is way to perfect,(because he knows she isn't)

Persephone: Hates how much of a Mary Sue she is. How creepy Hades acts. Would be PISSED at how her mother and father are treated. Would consider murder when reading how they wrote Apollo. Just really really REALLY Fucking HATES IT.

Hecate: Doesn't give a FUCK!!

Thanatos: Hate how he's treated and how a lot of the other gods are treated as well.

Minthe: Wants to kill LO Hades and Persephone and is so angry with how she is treated.

Thetis: Hears the bullshit from Amphitrite.

Eros: Stopped reading after the first 5 episodes cause he was disgusted with what he did to Persephone. 

Eris: Threw her phone at the wall because she hated her design. "WHY THE FUCK DOES MY HEAD LOOK LIKE A GODDAMN APPLE?!??!!"  

Hebe: Doesn't like how much she looks like Hera and how LO Hera is a sucky mother to her.

Leto: Heard from Hera about how she is written, and was horrified with how she treats her children and Persephone. After she heard what LO Apollo did to LO Persephone she just didn't read it.

Metis: Was weirded out by the fact that she was Hera, Demeter, and Hestia's mother.

Amphitrite: Doesn't really care but reads it out of curiosity.

Rhea: "Why did I fucking die???" 

Kronos: Was pissed at how horrible of a villain he was and that he was defeated more quickly by his daughter's daughter then his actual children. And was angry with how he was easily defeated

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Rhea,*at Kronos' funeral*: My my! Would you look what the cat dragged in?
Rhea: I’ll be honest, out of respect for the employees at this establishment I am resisting the feline urge to bat you off this table on to the floor, but by the gods it would be hard.
Rhea: I was a little worried there might be a cue to sidle up and assassinate your character, but nobodys in here celebrating your life, they're all next door celebrating your death.
Rhea: Anyway the library is now open, and I intend to burn you hard enough that you won’t need cremating.
Rhea: Who would have thought with how dedicated you were to our mother Gaia, always following her around like a colossal cock eyed creeper, that she would have shown up, but look at that she’s nowhere in sight, -probably gone off to fuck Nyx- but even your siblings or children didn’t show.
Rhea: I asked Hades if he wanted to come, he said he would rather suck off Tartarus.
Rhea: Really was a sad sad day for titan’s and gods alike, your birth.
Rhea: Thank sweet mother Chaos that she has righted her wrongs cause it was looking rough for a while.
Rhea: You know there were people who cried when Ouranos died, because it wasn’t you.
Rhea: The people who played you in movies said they almost threw up multiple times having to play you. Strong stomachs those people may the gods bless them.
Rhea: Oh! Our children gave me some poetry to read to you today. Oh here’s a good one: There once was a king called Kronos, who sadly didn’t die alone in the forest. He somehow survived and left the gods and Titans deprived, but at long last he’s got rigimortus. Yeah, it’s not Shakespeare, but what do you expect when you don’t raise your own children!?
Rhea: Finally your eulogy. Kronos god of time, you were a relentless, repulsive, rancid, little bitch, and it will never not upset me that you outlive so many generous, talented, young people, or the trauma you put your family through. Our children, that are not yours because you are not fit to claim them as your own. That not only had to endure your tortuous personality but literal torture aswell!
Rhea: Abusing your power! Parading that fat unnaturally large ass of yours around “your” kingdom!
Rhea: I’m getting heated so finally thoughts from Cardi B. I wish you well… IN HELL!! BURN IN HELL BITCH-
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