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Hermes, *In a haunted house*: I want to apologize the first time I came here in 2004

*Flashback*

Hermes: Come and get me, Ghost! Look it, I'm slitting my wrist just like you did hahaha!

Hermes,*embarrassed*: .....I'm going to admit I was a little out of line.....

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Athena: He has elaborate bullshit ideas… every ten seconds.

Hermes: Hey Thena Let’s doorbell ding dong ditch!!

Athena: Wha - YOU 36!?

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Hermes: Why am I out here lying about the smallest things for no reason?

*2 hours before*

Apollo: How was your morning?

Hermes: It was good! I had waffles for breakfast!

Apollo: Oh cool. Anyway *explains the plan for the day*

Hermes,*in his mind*: I DID NOT HAVE WAFFLES FOR BREAKFAST!

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“What not to say to someone who just came out” Greek god Edition.

Zeus:

Hades:

Poseidon:

Hera:

Artemis:

Aphrodite:

Hermes:

Dionysus:

Apollo:

Hephaestus:

Demeter(she's fucking with you):

Athena:

Ares:

Eris:

Hecate:

Hestia,(Only to her siblings as a joke):

Hebe:

Thanatos:

(Honestly I'll come back and edit this but for now enjoy!!)

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Hermes: You brought the supplies, right? Persephone: Yeah For- *notices the other supplies* Persephone: YOU BROUGHT ME HERE TO COOK CRACK!? Hermes: Yeah? what else is Baking soda for? Persephone: I don't know? BAKING-

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Hermes: Umm, "Under-boob?" Uh, yeah I sure wish I was right now. Dionysus: *Snorts*

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Hermes: I think that funerals have gotten boring and we need to incorporate themes.

Hermes: like the Met Gala.

Hermes: For example when I pass away?

Hermes: Batman theme.

Apollo,*speaking at Hermes' funeral, dressed as Catwoman*: Hermes has left us far too soon.

Dionysus,*sobbing while dressed as the joker*: But we will not let his memory go in vain-

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Hestia: Hey weird question but would you guys fuck your clone? Hades: I don't want to fuck my clone because that would be gay sex and I'm not gay. Ares: I'm not gay, but I would actually totally fuck my clone. Artemis: I'm gay, but I still don't want to fuck my clone, that's gross and weird. Aphrodite and Demeter: I'd fuck my clone because who would know better how to fuck ME than ME! Poseidon: I'd totally do all sorts of weird things to my clone I'd be embarrassed to ask someone else to do. Apollo and Hera: To be honest, fucking my clone has always been my fantasy. Hermes: It's basically the same as masturbating, right? So no big deal. Athena: It's not the same as masturbating; t'd be like having sex with your twin. Wrong and bad. Hephaestus: I would not have sex with my clone cause what if my clone is evil. Dionysus: Not only would I have sex with my clone, I'd probably make a bunch of clones and just get it on with all of them at once because that's how pro clone-fucking we are. Zeus: All of those feelings and decisions in a specific order. Hestia: You guys are nasty and I'm, frankly, a little concerned.

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Athena: It's like the old saying goes; I didn't come here to make friends.

Hermes: Well, that's bullshit. That is exactly what I came here to do.

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starfanatic asked:

Hey Lee here! Hermes x Perseus? I’m pretty sure they were a thing?

In all honesty I never really considered them but I can see it.

Also I find the idea of Hermes coxing Athena to help his Bf on his quest I think it's really funny. But I didn't see a lot of chemistry between the two.

IF YOU CAN CHANGE MY MIND PLEASE-

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Hermes: Stop this! You are a woman of science! How could you commit such atrocities?! Athena: Excuse you, mustard gas would like a word. Hermes: Uh, excuse you! Solar energy has something to say! Athena: Excuse YOU, anthrax has an opinion on that! Hermes: Excuse YOU, penicillin would like to chime in!! Athena: … Athena: The atom bomb. Hermes: AGHHHH!!!

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