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“What not to say to someone who just came out” Greek god Edition.

Zeus:

Hades:

Poseidon:

Hera:

Artemis:

Aphrodite:

Hermes:

Dionysus:

Apollo:

Hephaestus:

Demeter(she's fucking with you):

Athena:

Ares:

Eris:

Hecate:

Hestia,(Only to her siblings as a joke):

Hebe:

Thanatos:

(Honestly I'll come back and edit this but for now enjoy!!)

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Hebe,*About Hera*: She looks so angry...

Zeus: ...

Hebe: Why does everyone always look at you that way?

Zeus: .....

#Hera and Zeus angst? Yes #hera #zeus #hebe #greek gods #greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek god quotes #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect greek quotes

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Hestia,*to Ares*: How old are you?

Hera: 29-

Ares: I'm 30.

The Olympians: ....

Hera: We missed your birthday.

Hebe: Why didn't you tell us

#you can't tell me this hasn't happened #only a few people remembered it #ares #hestia #hera #hebe #greek gods #greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect greek god quotes #incorrect greek quotes

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Little Hebe,*at the top of the stairs*: Mom! MOM!!!

Zeus,*in the kitchen doorway*: What is is Hebe?

Hebe: I didn't say "Dad!" I said "Mom!"

Zeus,*mimicking Hera*: What is it sweetheart? What is it my little Boo Bear?

Hebe: I SAID I WANT MOM-

#he's such a girl dad #hebe #zeus #hera #greek gods #greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect greek god quotes #incorrect greek quotes

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Hebe: Aren't you gay? Ganymede: I like how this implies I did something heterosexual. If so, I apologize.

#silly cupbearers #hebe #ganymede #greek gods #greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect greek god quotes #incorrect greek quotes

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Ares,*about Hebe*: I could drop dead tomorrow and she wouldn't even notice.

Hestia: You know, Pictures.... hold tremendous power for children

Ares: Yeah the pictures mean something.

Hestia: and who is the center of 9 out of 10 of them?

Ares: ......Me.

#add more if you want #ares and hebe you have to understand this duo #ares #hebe #hestia #greek gods #greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect greek god quotes #incorrect greek quotes

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#hebe is so real for that #hebe #greek gods #greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek god quotes #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect greek quotes #greek god twitter

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Zeus: You are grounded... for....

Hebe: ????

Zeus: Till. College.

Hebe: FOR TILL COLLEGE?!!!!??

Zeus: FOR TILL COLLEGE!!!!!!

#i love them!!!#zeus #hebe #greek gods #greek mythology #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek god quotes #incorrect greek quotes

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Anonymous asked:

Artemis & Athena= Responsible older sister energy

Apollo, Ares, Hermes & Dionysus= Chaotic younger brother energy

(I know their birth order is wrong)

Hephaestus= just wants them to stop screaming at each other

Literally them my guy

Persephone & Aphrodite = Chaotic older sister energy

Eris = We already know

Hebe = Tired younger siblings

Enyo = Neutral

#idk what this is tbh #athena #artemis #ares #apollo #hermes #dionysus #hephaestus #aphrodite #persephone #eris #hebe #enyo #answered ask #ask answered #answered #anon <3 #anon ask

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Hebe: Dad, if you don't shut up I'm going to throw myself out of the car. Zeus: *click* Hebe: DID YOU JUST TURN THE FUCKING CHILDREN'S LOCK ON?!

#he's scared for her #hebe #zeus #greek gods #greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect greek god quotes #incorrect greek quotes

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*Hera sees Heracles fail miserably at flirting with Hebe*

Hera: I can't watch this anymore. You got no game kid! Let me help you.

Heracles: You? But you're my sworn enemy.

Hera: Nonetheless, but in situations like this, and even though I'm not a boy, the bro code trumps the enemy thing.

#he makes hebe happy so she'll help on her daughters behalf #heracles x hebe #heracles #hebe #hera #greek gods #greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect greek god quotes #incorrect greek quotes #incorrect greek heroes

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Eris: I hate when people ask me what sign I am like bitch I’m a sign from the gods. Start running. Enyo: ... Hebe: What star sign are you?

#sisters #eris #enyo #hebe #greek gods #greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect greek god quotes #incorrect greek quotes

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Hephaestus: Ares is so...

Athena: Annoying?

Aphrodite: Cute?

Artemis: Funny?

Hebe: Weird?

Hephaestus: I don't know, maybe if y'all let me FINISH for ONCE IN MY LIFE, I'd tell you!

#heph hanging with the girls #hepheastus #athena #aphrodite #artemis #hebe #greek gods #greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect greek god quotes #incorrect greek quotes

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Ares: Cumming is so embarrassing. Like here's what's in my balls I guess.

Hebe: Holy fucking shit. Shut up-

#ok listen #ares #hebe #greek gods #greek mythology #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek god quotes #incorrect greek quotes

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Ganymede,*to Zeus*: Is there- is there a Mrs. King of Olympus?

Hebe: ..... Are you flirting with my fucking dad?

Ganymede: He's fucking hot!

#zeus x ganymede #ganyemede #hebe #zeus #greek gods #greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect greek god quotes #incorrect greek quotes

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