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THE cowboy pope around these parts. (HE/THEY *thunder*)
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rslashrats

this is literally the funniest plot twist in any form of media ever

No but get this dude's entire's backstory. When he went to church it was blown up. He was impaled by a crucifix and onlt survived 2 days because he drank the blood of his dead family for 2 days until he was rescued. They called him vamp but not because all of that. Because he was bisexual

Also this is what "he's named Vamp because he's bisexual" looks like

Did I mention that hole in his forehead is a gunshot wound which he survived because he's essentially immortal, and he can walk up sheer vertical faces?

Right, because of his bisexuality

actually its cuz of the glue that lets you walk up and down anything

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adurot

I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

I have never heard of this band. I AM in fact referring to the animal.

But wait, there’s more!

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some-pers0n

I gotta be real a slowly increasing fear of mine is an essay or paper I've typed out and put time and effort into getting shot down for being "AI" because I used the words "congruently" or "incidentally" or something that's above a 5th grade reading level. I promise I didn't crack and use Chat-GPT to write this I just made the fatal mistake of liking words and using them

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