[reads summary of fic] THIS IS WHAT I WANT [reads first 10 words of fic] this is not what i want

A brief summary of all the stuff Bruce Wayne owns.

This woman is kind of awesome.

#i don’t believe for a second natasha doesn’t know who agent margaret carter is  #she just wants to gauge steve’s reaction

#THIS MAKES ME SO ANGRY #like #STEVE #oh my god #please allow yourself to say five extra words #natasha’s trying so hard to give you an opening #but you’re so damn determined not to bleed on anyone #you would rather bleed to death inside #god #walking wounded steve rogers (x)

Me, the person with memory problems, perfectly aware I have issues with memory: I don’t need to write this down, I’ll remember it

Aaron Tveit in glasses is truly a gift from God.

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (page 176) or as I like to call it: A summary of all seven Harry Potter books summed up in one sentence.  (via scribbledwriting)

let me save you jim whoops ur whole shirt came off

Montreal Comic-Con panelist Sophie Delmas on queer superheroes (09/14/2012)

Sometimes I cry because Tom Hiddleston and Chris Hemsworth exist.

I regularly cry because Tom Hiddleston and Chris Hemsworth exist.

Actually really good career advice from a laughing homicidal madman.

I think this is an important change. 

the struggle

The Beacons of Minas Tirith! The Beacons are lit! Gondor calls for aid.

imagine being one of the fuckers what has to man these beacons that’s got to be the worst job in the fucking world like not only are you sequestered up a mountain’s asshole you always have to be paying attention