A little owl turns into a little ghost while reading at the Fairy Pools in Scotland.
I'm drinking 2 Dr. Pepper's in a row.
It's getting crazy over here.
This one time Coty's coworker invited us to his birthday party and everybody was drinking and joking with the guy about being a racist and he was saying "no. I love black people" and I mumbled "yeah, we can tell by how many are here" except everybody went quite before I said it so it was really awkward and everybody just stared at us for a second and then laughed a little.
And that's why we don't get invited places anymore.
Guys.
Coty made a gif.
It's from the "Thrift Shop" song but all I can hear is...
"You must not know 'bout me. You must not know 'bout me. I could have another you in a minute."
Wanna see the gif I made, forever ago. And it's sad...it's so bad.
I just went through my closet and tried on old clothes to get rid of. Nothing like spending Saturday night tossing out old jeans you can't wear anymore.
#I'm too tired to function right now#and I buy too many clothes#like it's ridiculous#those jeans were a size 5 and I have other jeans that are size 7 and they still fit#and another part that's size 3!#wtf clothing companies#make them all the same damn size please#fuckers#I hate clothing#can I just go naked#this is my life#I know I know#contain your excitement
Big idea!
So, Coty and I have been dating for 5 years tomorrow! 5 years! I can't even believe we've been together that long. Sometimes it feels like I've just met him and other times it feels like I've known him my whole life.
Anyway, we always make each other anniversary gifts and this year he said he's taking me someone we haven't been before. *questioning eyes* So, I'm just going to make him something simple and fun and plan a fun date for the weekend.
#this is my life#Carries stories that no one wants to hear but she thinks are funny and delightful#I pretty much just rambled but I feel like it was important to me#also I have really weird/screwed up notions about marriage and it scares me so this is a big deal for me#to even think about it calmly#and I'm adding a read more becasue it's really long
I just ran through the grocery store. I got in the store, got grocery's, and got back in the car in 8 minutes because I thought Glee came on at 8 and I didn't want to miss it again.
It doesn't come on until 9...
This is a very important announcement.
I don't eat bananas unless I can cut them up into bit size chunks.
And last night after the race...I ATE A FUCKING BANANA LIKE A NORMAL PERSON!!!! For the first time! In 5 or 6 years!
This is such a big deal to me. I have so many weird eating habits. Like, I will go hungry if I can't cut my food or prepare it the way I want. And every time I eat out I have to rearrange the food on my plate and take stuff off or add stuff. It's really really ridiculous...and kinda crazy.